Friend: imagine your otp live happily ever after.
Rick Riordan: hahhahahahahahjahahahahahahhahaha
Jk Rowling: hahahahahhahahahhahahahah
Cassandra Clare: hahahahhahahhahahaha
John Green: hahahahahhahaha
Fangirl: *sob sob sob*
She waited for the train to pass. Then she said, “I sometimes think that...– Haruki Murakami (via langleav)
A Workout For Book Nerds
epicreads: All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together! Workout #1: The Book Curl Workout #2: The Book Up Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend! Cool Down
ashde-phernelia: sweet-shenanigans: sararye: theatomicboom: how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what one thing is for sure it wasn’t hermione GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK VOLDEMORT...
Aiden: Do you have a radio that still runs on batteries? Maybe a survival kit?
Nolan: Sadly my plans for the apocalypse consisted of making lists that started that started and ended with 'Call Emily.'
Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No...
nicodidevilo: OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
jamesssy: i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones...